volcano crush

When you have sex with you're crush while she's in her period. Then you make her squirt blood and it looks likes a volcano.

Jimmy told me he volcano crushed Lucy last night after dinner with her parents.

by Kledbetter May 8, 2017

Raunch Crush

A crush you have on a complete vulgar asshole who's not really all that attractive, BUT at the same time you just kind of want to jump him. (and make out with him)

You have a crush on HIM? EW.

Yeah... i guess you wouldn't understand. It's a Raunch Crush.

by dnnee March 5, 2009

Crush a piss

The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?

Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.

by Ricochamp October 18, 2012

Cody Crush

1. A man who attracts women and makes them completly powerless. Women fall deeply hypnotized as he is soft spoken and aggressive.

2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.

3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.

Woman : I like that boy, he seems like a very nice guy.

Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.

by WizdomKnowledgePower December 21, 2016

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

untouchable crush

A crush whom you can't ask out because:

1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken

Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.

by deffdefying May 29, 2016

ovulation crush

A kind of weird crush you only develop when you are ovulating and because of that extra horny.

God, Dylan last week was such an ovulation crush.

by Ralena May 18, 2017