Fire crotch

Usually referred to people with red hair and ginger pubes.

Girl: Hey did you hear what fire crotch just said?

Boy: Do you mean that ginger Jameson?

Girl: The alcohol?
Boy: Sure, sure..

by themasterginge June 21, 2023

Sticks in my crotch

When you make your own pocket pussy, you use water from a creek as lube, and you get a stick up your are.

Last night when I felt horny, I used pond water as lube and it felt like I had sticks in my crotch

by carrie jackson June 14, 2018

kentucky fire crotch

'KFC' a kentucky fire crotch, aka getting an std/sti in south

-"oh shit bro i think i got that KFC"
"what do you mean bro?"
" you know, kentucky fire crotch"

by borderlined September 10, 2020

Chilli-Cheese Crotch

When you lather his/her crotch up with chilli and cheese and proceed to feast like a king/queen.

Hey, Brian! I totally chilli-cheese crotched your mom last night but it triggered my acid reflux.

by DiscoSasquatch1 October 14, 2020

Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.

"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

crotch

The under carriage of a person

The girl was a looker until i spied her black headded crotch piece

by MW May 8, 2003

crotch rot

Herpes or anything that infests your junk.

"Dude i heard that chick gave steve a case of crotch rot"

by croch-rot May 15, 2003