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SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.
The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.
by SMULCH December 31, 2020
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Pile of crap

by LiberalLina January 14, 2021
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molotav crap bomb

put crap in a paper bag and, light it up, and throw it at cars.
by crapper January 16, 2003
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What the Crap

"Out of chicken pot pies? What the crap man!"
by Pennington March 6, 2003
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Ice Crap

Derived from the sadomasochist "iceplay", the original ice crap is the vacating of ice cubes (also snow, shavings, packs, even ice cream) from a person's bowels into which said ice cubes were at some point inserted for sexual pleasure.

Contemporary society has gone on to use the term "ice crap" in a variety of connotations, most notably in reference to the diarrhea immediately following devouring a pint of ice cream (like a fat bitch on the rag) and to denote any posession of (esp. pussy whipped boy slave) or negative effect from (i.e. calling your mom, hurling small animals, crapping your pants) an ice bitch or being in her immediate proximity.

For furthur reading, see fat bitch, binge, ice bitch, ice burn, and sadomasochism.
That bitch Lorrie dumped her ice crap right on my living room floor! Oh well, good thing I had the dropcloth down.

Oh look, Adria brought all her little ice craps with her.

Hi, mom? Sorry for calling so late; I just had the biggest ice crap and I had to tell someone. Oh, uh...nevermind what an ice crap is, can I have twenty bucks? I'm out of food...again.
by milk cup September 21, 2006
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mouth-crap

Throw up and vomit are descriptive enough. Mouth-crap is.
Jamie told little Jimmy that he smelled like ___________.

a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap
by jets333 October 3, 2008
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vocab crap

Intended as an insult, used to describe using a more extensive vocabulary than commonly accepted.
I couldn't understand him-he was using that vocab crap!
by jw50 January 19, 2009
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