Crabs

A parasite that lives in the pubic hair. The only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little bastards with an ice pick when they come running out.

"I got rid of those crabs but these scars will never heal"

by MoraLes April 9, 2006

How to get rid of Crabs

The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other.

Shane looked up on the internet how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............

by Brian Eli George July 16, 2008

crabs

There are two kinds of crabs:

1. The tasty underwater kind

2. The not-tasty underwear kind

1. Bob: Seafood sounds good.
Cindy: Let's go to the store and get crabs to boil and eat tonight.

2. Bob: My junk itches rather badly.
Cindy: You probably have crabs.

by Brittanyk92 April 5, 2009

Crabapple

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Crabby

Someone is really irritated or annoyed,ill tempered.

Just ignore her,she gets crabby every year.

by BlackPohatu October 2, 2016

Crabbing

When a girl is sending you nudes in this position /\_/\

Bryant: Hey fel, crab for me 🦀
Felicia: What's crabbing
Bryant: /\_/\

by Discord Mob Leader May 16, 2020

Crabbing

When a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.

"I went into the urinals and there was no one there so I did a bit of crabbing"

"My attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look"

by Dan Ristic ( credit to William Wallace ) December 26, 2007