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by Lovelovelovehatehatehate September 10, 2011
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Christian Witzke

Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.
You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)
by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023
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Sophie & Christian

The best couple that will ever be known!
“Hey have you heard about Sophie & Christian?”

“Yes! They are so perfect for each other
by Chrwis October 1, 2023
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Christian Santiago

Christian Santiago is the hottest guy you will ever meet, you will fall in love in 0.2 seconds, he is just THAT sexy ass nigga and he just needs to be praised because god put all his work into his looks.
by WxkeChris January 28, 2022
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Christian Deism

Christian Deism is a belief system held, by Christian Deists.
Christian Deism is a hybrid belief and philosophy. That there is a Supreme being or creator of the universe. and that said Creator/Supreme Being, can be known by using reason and observation of the natural world. (Deism)

This God can be known by two basic "commandments" or laws. That were endowed to humanity and possibly all of life. These commandments are seen as being best summarized in the Judeo-Christian tradition as “love for God and love for neighbor." Christian deists for this reason believe that true original Christianity is the belief in the two commandments. They believe that the figure of Jesus regardless of whether he was real or mythical…was a deist, who was anointed by God to preach the natural laws, which he called the gospel. (Christian). Jesus is not seen as a prophet but a great man, who realized that instinctively the laws are known by all people. They believe that to be restored in life and possibly to achieve salvation, from sin (disobedience) a person must obey and declare allegiance to the laws/commandments.

To obey these laws Christian deists, must love themselves, so they can enjoy, appreciate, and experience life, which is seen as a gift from God. (Love for God) and they must try to love others (Love for neighbor).
I knew a guy who claimed to be a Christian deist, that is a practitioner of Christian Deism. He said believed in Jesus the man, he believed in one God, that the institution of a church is obsolete, the miracles probably didn't happen, the resurrection didn't occur, the virgin birth didn't happen, Angels and demons may or may not exist, The Old Testament and much of the New Testament is crap and Everyone was saved by God and because of the law being known in the heart and he believed everyone went to Heaven after going to hell for a while.
by Breakfiled May 11, 2021
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christian sinacori

The art of sticking your finger in ur bum
Christian Sinacori spread his legs and stuck his fingers in his bum
by Your mums mutt April 7, 2019
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commercial christian

A person who isn't actually Christian but celebrates known christian holidays. They also may have weddings with priests usually to not offend a very religious family member. (i made this up because i pretend to be christian around people but i am a athiest)
I do more of the christian things you see on tv, you could call me a commercial christian.
by shooktothecorern April 27, 2019
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