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Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.
I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.
by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011
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Halo Cheese

That heavenly ring of dick cheese (smegma) around a male’s bellend.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.

I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.

I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.
by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
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cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds
allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.
by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021
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Gangster Cheese

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer
Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”
by Slippery Pimp March 1, 2021
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Goldfish Cheese

An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!
This song is straight goldfish cheese bro get outta here 😂❌❌
by kangaroosforever78 April 14, 2021
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Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese
by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022
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The Cheese Touch

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022
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