Christian Shit

The worst religion ever.

Do you know about Christian Shit?

by Lovelovelovehatehatehate September 10, 2011

sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit

Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?

by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

christian carmichael

A kid who's going to be popular when he is 14 years old and will have a girlfriend named Kendal Shelley.

Have you met Christian Carmichael he's popular now!

by Christian Carmichael March 14, 2017

commercial christian

A person who isn't actually Christian but celebrates known christian holidays. They also may have weddings with priests usually to not offend a very religious family member. (i made this up because i pretend to be christian around people but i am a athiest)

I do more of the christian things you see on tv, you could call me a commercial christian.

by shooktothecorern April 27, 2019

pull-a-christian

Meaning to be caught unaware due to being maniacly focused on something, in place that with retrospecks,was not a good place to be, leading to incarceration.

At 3am the light from the 7-11 dumpster caught the attention of a cop,that saw it coming from a head lamp and knew someone was about to pull-a-christian.

by youcanhandleit December 2, 2014

christian remix

A normal song that is reworded with Christian content.

Did you hear that awesome Christian Remix by the Holy Hits on the Internet?

by Christian Remix April 13, 2015

Christian Threesome

A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.

Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.

by LittyAgain October 2, 2020