the cake 

is a lie

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

the cake by jmlport98 April 18, 2011

Cake by the ocean 

Big beautiful booty on display at the beach.

Coco: hey girl,just got a new thong let's go shake our cake by the ocean.

Lolo: bitch you're on! I've been shakin and bakin at zumba all week. My Sweater Puppies need to be takin for a walk too 😉

Cake by the ocean by Newfiediver February 1, 2016

Angel Cake 

When you jizz on some ones eyes when they are asleep. The cum hardens and crusts over, therefore acting as a cement for the eyelids. The victim wakes up, but can't open their eyes.

"I gave Jay the best angel cake last night. He flipped out when he couldn't open his eyes."

Angel Cake by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Cakesauced 

A colloquial American English term for being inebriated.

Dak- Yoo, are you going over to the frat tonight?
Neil- Yeah man I'm going to get cakesauced af.
Dak- Niceeeeee.

Cakesauced by Dakintosh September 4, 2015

cake vulture 

The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.

Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.

Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?

Luke: Who cares? There's cake!

Ann: You cake vulture.

cake vulture by Corporatespeak January 2, 2009

cake wagon 

for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.

holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.

cake wagon by tmurt April 2, 2009

Cake break 

A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.

"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."

Cake break by vanilla king November 21, 2010