crapintosh

Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.

I've spent a year on this project and I've got it working on every platform except Crapintosh OSX.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

coffee crap

The bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.

Somehow, I don't get coffee craps when I drink decaf.

by kanephan February 12, 2007

a bit crap

Something Brits or Anglophiles like to say to express disagreeablilty of something.

That new Sonic Death Monkey album is a bit crap.

by FlawlessWalrus July 12, 2006

crapalanche

The collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one's possessions (also referred to as one's "crap").

His stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a crapalanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.

by Bill August 21, 2003

crapwagon

A term used to accurately describe the Panoz DP01 car used by an obscure insignificant club racing series funded by its owners known as the Champ Car World Series. Said car frequently broke down, suffered from fuel leaks, and injured Paul Tracy when it barely tapped a wall at only 30 mph. So destructive were these cars that the series went bankrupt within a year and teams had to be given cars and money to be able to continue racing. Only one such machine is known to be in running order.

A small, annoying band of masochistic, hermit racing fans of the failed venture choose to erroneously apply to Indycars, which by comparison are faster, safer, and more entertaining.

At Cleveland in 2007, Paul Tracy's crapwagon flew over Sebastien Bourdais' similar crapwagon. Tracy punted another car and went on to win.

by Gomer1996 June 10, 2009

Crapulous

To seriously over-indulge, usually with food or drink.

Most commonly associated with greedy, fat monstrosities such as manatees.

"My, that crapulous Trev creature is rather voluminous, wouldn't you agree Arthur?"

by lolzwut October 19, 2008

Crapical

Adj.- Description of something that is not impressive at all.

- The opposite of 'radical'.

A: Dude, did you see that new guy at our school try to pull off that skateboard trick the other day?
B: Yeah man, that was crapical.

by Shashopeh April 3, 2010