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Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
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An expression used to show excitement or being pleased with something. Extended version is "Coco Bango Bingo Bongo". Coined by House Rules 2016 legend Hagan Rice.
Trademarked in Claire and Hagan's "Coco Bango pop-up kitchen" as named by Michelle Fogden.
Trademarked in Claire and Hagan's "Coco Bango pop-up kitchen" as named by Michelle Fogden.
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Get the Bovril bingo wings mug.Tatti-bango is a fun term used in Scotland to say goodbye to someone, usually used at the end of calls. It formed from the old slang word "tatty bye", and has been used recently in slang.
"I'll see you soon, mate. Tatty-Bango!"
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Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
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