When an erection occurs involuntarily in response to an inappropriate stimulus and a conflict between logic and biologic arises resulting in a state of terror, embarrassment or squirmyness.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
by eats tribbles October 20, 2011
Get the Squirm Boner mug.Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.
by Tonto_89 September 18, 2016
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Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner
For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed
by tanner the poor pooch March 21, 2017
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Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
by BooMSoN84 April 26, 2011
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Get the Lonely boner mug.A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).
Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)
Click, click, click...
It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.
Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
Click, click, click...
It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.
Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
by Mr.Sacman March 16, 2009
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Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."
Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."
Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
by Raging Wop July 5, 2010
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