A woman trapped in a mans body that likes to drink his beer on the rocks and sit in his hot tub with random men. Claims that everyone is his friend even if he’s only seen them in passing. Probably still in the closet. Calls himself an idiot on a daily basis and everyone else agrees.
by Nicwoo April 7, 2021

A confused kid who can’t find his way in life, people would pick on him, betray him, tell him to act a certain way or even try to define him and all he’s ever wanted to do was to be comfortable in his own skin that had always been so self destructive, he doesn’t know who he is and is on a journey to find out who he is and what that means and who that is and he’s going to figure it out because he is confident.
But for him to be able to do that, he has no choice but to destroy himself so that the real him can emerge
He’s also polite to people that are polite to him, and he defends him self when getting picked on, he’s very unpredictable.
Bobby is also a great friend.
But for him to be able to do that, he has no choice but to destroy himself so that the real him can emerge
He’s also polite to people that are polite to him, and he defends him self when getting picked on, he’s very unpredictable.
Bobby is also a great friend.
by Anomonys 69 April 29, 2022

* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
by theogcooler August 18, 2022

the ladies are on him like moths going to a light he is really hot and has a 12inch cock minimum the ladies are all in love with this beast of a man and he is really rich and smart and hot
by Alec Benjamin March 19, 2021

A bobby wallie is a complete sweetheart. He puts others before himself and has a soft heart made of gold. He is super outdoorsy and loves going for long drives. A bobby wallie is super tall, like his knees will be at his chin in a bath. A bobby wallie has super great Messi skills and is a a+ clay shooter. A bobby wallie is super brave as he has gone through so much, I mean he was attacked by a shark!!! But realistically, he Was in a terrible accident and is a living angel. A Bobby wallie is someone special, so never let a wallie go.
by Lilblondey888 March 31, 2019

A man who obsessively spends too much time focused on criticizing or hating other men, usually liberals; despite lacking education, intellectual depth, or original thought. Often quick to insult but slow to understand, Bobby’s main hobby is online complaining rather than constructive action.
Every time politics comes up, he turns into a total Bobby, spending hours online trash-talking but never backing up his arguments with facts
by Noa B August 5, 2025
