Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back

The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled

by Justketchup May 29, 2020

boardom

What you feel when using your mundane ol' wheeled Powell Peralta after seeing da hovering Mattel models on "Back to the Future, Part 2".

In "The Secrets of the Back to the Future Trilogy (1991)", Kirk Cameron is regretful to not be able to cure fan-mail-writer Grady Cooper's boardom from his not being able to find a hoverboard at da sporting-goods store --- as Kirk smilingly explains, "Director Robert Zemeckis was only joking about hoverboards' being real."

by QuacksO June 4, 2020

boared

When you don’t understand the softener and want to make up a new word

Lexi your an idiot. no I made a word boared

by Alexis Elwell/ mrs genius June 4, 2020

boarding school

fucking hell like literal hell like i wanna go to boarding school

friend: that person in the horror movie just died
me: no they are in boarding school

by ava fuckin malfoy October 23, 2020

Boned dry

To have ejaculated to a point where only air come out

Chichi I'm throwing in the towel ,I am boned dry

by Lowlyingfruit October 19, 2020

BOATED

Someone who tries too hard to be GOATED but fails.

Tyler ; Bro Eminem is GOATED.
McLovin ; Nah he tries too hard, lowkey BOATED.

by Kop_ December 24, 2020

Boned

To be stoned to the bone

Omg I am boned. You know stoned to the bone?

by Jackdddy January 10, 2021