Any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. Usually leads to loss of job.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.

"Dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"

Floor Bacon by WestAvenger January 29, 2009

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back bacon

More commonly known as peameal bacon served with breakfast. Also known as the fat that sticks out of the sides of chicks who where clothes that are too tight, or wear high cut tops and low cut pants, leaving blubber or 'back bacon hanging out the side.

Holy shit man, look at all the back bacon on that chick, you could feed a family of twelve with that.

back bacon by Dr.D!gs June 17, 2004

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vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

vertical bacon sandwich by poonfag October 14, 2009

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