blastedcock

A blastedcock is a recently sucked dick. This can only be defined as a blastedcock if the male erection was sucked by a gay man, if it was sucked by a hoe it won't count.

Cole: Yeah man, I got such a blastedcock right now.
John: This nigga GAY!

by Jerk Off Jack August 12, 2016

Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016

brasterphobic

When your bra is super confining.

I was so brasterphobic I couldn't breathe.

by Dvs6702 December 10, 2016

boasterism

When you ain't even cocky, you just full of boasterism...

It's not even cocky, it's boasterism.

by Slicklady August 9, 2017

Blasted

A term used to describe the act of demolishing a horny woman

"Michelle got totally Blasted} last night at that house party!"

by Mut8edPen9uin September 4, 2017

BLASTED

BIG B.L.A.S.T.

Be the LAST time you smoke ,

drink, or do drugs.
Some tweaker " BLASTED me" big time

by Holythunder October 15, 2017

Blisterboob

When you have breast cancer.

I have a blisterboob please help me.

by Heywhatsuphellohibich November 24, 2017