A handheld cannon that fires Whoppers (burgers).
Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."
Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."
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A fusion of 2 great insults to create an epic one. Calling someone a cunt bastard will end all arguments with you being declared the winner by default.
by nelch December 2, 2011
Get the cunt bastard mug.1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)
2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018
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1. A lady or female child who receives a bad example of a father
2. A lady or female child who behaves badly
3. A lady or girl child who belonged to an illegitimate father or mother
1. A lady or female child who receives a bad example of a father
2. A lady or female child who behaves badly
3. A lady or girl child who belonged to an illegitimate father or mother
1. "You been been given a bad influence by your father. Your father doesn't just embarrass you, so you copied off his behavior. That makes you Daughter of a Bastard!
2. You give me a stinking attitude, daughter of a bastard! If it was a boy, you can say a son of a bitch.
3. Little did you know, your father is an illegitimate child, so he is still a bastard. I am sad to say, but you are a Daughter of the Bastard. Instead of saying son of a bitch, you know. But you can tell a son of an illegitimate child, too.
2. You give me a stinking attitude, daughter of a bastard! If it was a boy, you can say a son of a bitch.
3. Little did you know, your father is an illegitimate child, so he is still a bastard. I am sad to say, but you are a Daughter of the Bastard. Instead of saying son of a bitch, you know. But you can tell a son of an illegitimate child, too.
by Daughter of a Bastard February 25, 2014
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Get the Bastard Handwriting mug.Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.
Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"
by Jonesy March 24, 2005
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