by Cocasian June 30, 2010
Get the Akiva Blast mug.One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.
by GF July 12, 2006
Get the Blarted mug.by MortyMort June 20, 2008
Get the Anal Blast mug.While farting or passing gas, along with the gas being expelled some blood seeps out of the anus as well. Causing you to "Blart"
Josh: Uh-oh
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
by Patricia Whitespot February 21, 2009
Get the Blart mug.an Anal Blast is when a male inserts his shlong (Mostly works over 1 inch) and the girl lets one rip ......thus making the male fly accross the area
another way of anal blasting is when an obese male lets one go and wipes out a movie theatre
another way of anal blasting is when an obese male lets one go and wipes out a movie theatre
holy shit man ! that anal blast was deadly ....
Fat Male: sorry people i weally didn't mean to anally blast all of you
Fat Male: sorry people i weally didn't mean to anally blast all of you
by mikeydizzlefrankenizzle July 15, 2008
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by Sebastian AKA CB March 22, 2008
Get the blast machine mug.The term 'blates' being used in a banterful context, to normally express sarcasm but showing that banter is intended.
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