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BATS

Man did you see Jeannie? Yeah she has got some BATs!
by Phife Dog January 6, 2008
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fuck beans

Prescription medicine designed to allow men to achieve a state of arousal. Such prescriptions are given to those who are impotent for one reason or another.
I can't get it up until I pop some fuck beans baby.
by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003
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cool beans

1)an expression used when you are excited about something.

2) slang term used by many characters in the alternative comic, Stray Bullets by David Lapham.
Mike: "Let's go see that new movie starring our boy, Seth Green."
Vlad: "Cool Beans!"
by javaturtle January 13, 2004
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guh...
nG!
fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder
by rockape November 1, 2003
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Batshit Insane

Batshit Insane is a level of crazy that many people, including myself, experience, either constantly or momentarily.

In order to be truly Batshit Insane, you must abandon all rational thought, and let your Bizzaro instincts take over. You must clear your mind of all those pesky morals, too. Trust me, it's very, very rewarding.

Now that's the monetary tyep, the permenant type is best explained through example:
GOOD Batshit Insane:
-Me
-You
-The existence of UltraNeko
BAD Batshit Insane:
-Transformers Fans
-Star Trek fans
-Serial killers
-Serial rapists
-Serial robbers
-Serial killer-robber-rapists
-Those who doubt UltraNeko
-Alan Moore
Good:

-So, you're telling me that there's someone in this world who is a woman, loves video games, is funny, and seems like you could talk to her on multiple levels?
-Yep.
-That's Batshit Insane!

Bad:
Random British person: Did you hear they're making a Watchmen movie?
Alan Moore: WHAT?!?!? I OUGHTTA FUCK THOSE FUCKERS RIGHT UP THIER FUCKHOELS TILL THEY CUM BLOOD AND THEN EAT THIER INTESTINES!!!!!
Random British Person: Now THAT GUY is Batshit Insane.
by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010
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beans

by Franky June 27, 2004
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How many beans make 5

Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.
Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?
by fen riss August 22, 2011
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