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retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.
"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
by Tijani January 25, 2009
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Trunk Ball

A combo of American Football European Handball and Basketball played outdoors where teams ranging from 2 to 7 play. To score a team must get a ball usually a Kickball into the hoop which is a car trunk,the cars are parked across from each other in a parking lot usually 3 to 4 spaces apart depending on number of players. The Name JunkBall Comes from the fact that what ever is in the trunks stays making it harder for the ball to stay in the trunk. If a Ball bounces out it does not count. Checking and pushing is allowed.
"Yo Midnight tonight we are playing some Trunk Ball"
by ElKahunaGrande June 2, 2009
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solo-ball

a variation of the act of tea-bagging. Specifically it is when, in the tea-bagging position, you maneuver yourself so only one of your balls (testes, gonads) hangs over the victim. It requires momentous skill and is rarely performed
instead of simply teabagging, Roger decided to try solo-balling his friend Will because he has been practicing it for months and all his friends would be impressed/disgusted
by Roger Quebec June 2, 2010
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James Baldwin

american writer (active 50s-80s) who wrote fiction and essays about racism, sex and culture
hey, i read that james baldwin book
by phd123 August 9, 2010
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morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.
by Marcogod October 27, 2010
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slappy balls

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".
Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.
by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012
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Christian Bale'd

Essentially to "bail out" but in a manner more similar to Christian Bale's various escapes and feats of marvel while in his Batman character. Can be used to describe a dramatic, thrilling retreat, or, conversely, a boring flee that has no whiff of epic.
Matt: Wow dude, how'd you ever get from your dinner date to happy hour so fast?
Patrick: I Christian Bale'd on Marissa.

*glass click

Bane: How the hell did Bruce Wayne get out of that huge pit I put him in?
Random Person: How do you think? Christian Bale'd the fuck out of there.
by Thetimothy July 22, 2012
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