normally has a small penis and doesn't get a lot of girls. can be seen usually at fast food places ordering half the fucking menu.also is very ugly but some how manages to go thru life thinking hes beautiful. doesn't last long in bed.( 3 seconds MAX)
by chin397 October 5, 2021
Get the austinmug. Great guy. Not terribly talkative. Likes cows, farming, and sometimes will put up Christmas reindor decorations in the beginning of November. Seems to be attracted to Tories.
That Austin is a great guy!
by “Them” November 28, 2021
Get the Austinmug. A fucking hot ass guy that you would fuck at all cost. This guy is so sexually attractive that you would do anything to get with them
by voidrawa April 29, 2023
Get the Austin Stogsdillmug. A kind, smart, talented, yet ferocious woman. Will do anything for her family, and is as loyal as they come. Has incredible taste for good food, and loves nothing more than a flannel wielding man. Often misunderstood, she’s Lovable with a beautiful face and an incredible body to match. The girl everyone wants to have - but only the most skilled fisherman can capture.
“ Is that an austin? “
“ look at that beautiful face and amazing body and the flannel next to her. Of course that’s austin”
“ look at that beautiful face and amazing body and the flannel next to her. Of course that’s austin”
by Mybeardsbig November 23, 2021
Get the Austinmug. by welovedatass69 April 8, 2019
Get the austinmug. Hot enough to melt any metal/alloy known to man. Burns bright enough to disintegrate your retinas within a 10 mile radius.
by Them Niggas March 10, 2019
Get the Austin’s Barsmug. Someone who is an absolute cutie and is very very athletic but there best sport is baseball. They tend to be pretty quiet but they are super sweet and caring.
Person1: Do you know Austin?
Person2: Oh yeah that adorbs baseball player. If you ever have him, don’t let him go.
Person2: Oh yeah that adorbs baseball player. If you ever have him, don’t let him go.
by kanye_enthusiast March 28, 2022
Get the Austinmug.