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brittain 

a girl who can treat you like shit and you'll worship at her feet
someone who is easy to fall hard for
man my girlfriend is such a brittain.
brittain by born too short March 7, 2009

brittain toe 

adjective.
pronounced: brit’-tan-toe or Bri'tain Toe

Used to describe any mammal -specifically humans- possessing a second toe (the toe next to the big toe) which is larger or extends beyond the length of the big toe itself.

Also known as "Second Big Toe"

Brittain Toe is a condition pertaining to the feet. It is most publically noticed on women by other women and men with a fetish for feet.

UMT/Urban Medical Term: Phalangenosis of the 2nd set.
(derived from Phalange Bones)

Brittain Toe can also be use as a compound word: brittaintoe
Sally’s friends laughed their asses off whenever she wore sandals, thanks to her long, crunchy brittain toe.

Conversation:
FRIEND 1: "Hey, that chick from the club was HOT!"
FRIEND 2: "Yea, she was HOT but..."

FRIEND 1: "BUT WHAT?"
FRIEND 2: "...But she had peek-a-boo shoes with brittaintoe!"

FRIEND 1: (*cringing*) "EWWWWW... NOT BRITTAINTOE!"
FRIEND 2: "Yea dude, it'll look like she's flipping me the bird under her sox!"
brittain toe by Chase&Crash March 11, 2007

The James Brittain Effect 

'Noun': A strange ability to make almost everyone that you meet instantly like you as a result of you being a very, very nice man.
"Damn I like you, you have the James Brittain effect"

OR

"I want to rip your clothes off, must be that James Brittain effect"

austin brittain 

austin brittain by Laneyb January 26, 2023
A lazy, controlling police state.

No free speech exists, you can be threatened with arrest for making fun of mugshots.
You're TOLD not to say anything offensive to scum who threw a cat into a reservoir.

You can be insulted & threatened online by morons from another country,

but if you return words, you break a law called "Malicious Communications".

Then you're arrested & punished, even just by calling someone a cunt. Whoever posted the

definition of that law on here got it spot on, "soon be illegal to boo someone in the street"

it already happened. People got arrested for what basically amounts to booing the new king.

Flats pop up everywhere with druggies, yobs & foreign gang members.
Teens harass people in the street, police just relocate them. Can't they be useful? Oh I'm sorry, they're too busy taking golliwogs from windows, or arresting someone for hurting someone's feelings on the internet, exercising their sad little powers of bullshit.

People say fuck all day long, even in front of kids like a moron, making the word lose its impact, but offend someone with a racial slur (that only works one way) or say cunt, it's suddenly like you're a criminal.

Why don't you see police interview videos of these "Malicious Communications" arrests?
Because the country would look the utter shitshow that it really is!

Naysayer: What a load of hyperbolic nonsense.

Yes I'm sure Rowan Atkinson did a talk about freedom of speech all for nothing, easily findable on YouTube.
Any illusion of "free speech" or expression in Britain is gone when you discover it's controlled by authoritarian,
backwards Orwellian laws. Let's change all history to be snowflake friendly too.

Free speech covers all speech whether it's offensive to snowflakes or not.
The law should not be involved in such petty nonsense.

Britain is weak and pathetic. Overrun by outsiders that get free housing while our homeless starve,

backwards laws that only punish their own people, corrupt social services and police that let feral kids run rampant.

Imagine trying to compete with NK or Nazi Germany on a dictatorship level. Silencing people for using "bad words".

This is no joke, go lookup Rowan Atkinson's freedom of speech video.

You can't even include the words "free speech" etc, in your comments on some British YouTube news channels, because they often get shadow banned!

Don't forget that Britain cosies up to that murderous dictator, the clown prince of Saudi Arabia.

Britain also illegally invaded Iraq, weapons of mass destruction?.. Where?!
Then they invaded Afghanistan. And then they also ran away like cowards.
But insulting someone with offensive words..? NOPE, OFF TO JAIL!

F this pathetic backwards WOKE dump.

Rowan Atkinson knows how shitty the country is.

The great big circus known as Britain is happily marching towards total destruction of a free thinking, speaking, society.
George Orwell's 1984 was spot on.

Hang your heads in shame, corrupt tyrant leaders.
Britain by Anti BS August 10, 2023

Great Britain 

What makes Britain "Great" exactly? Do they mean great as in big? Because Britain's certainly not big, so it must mean great as in amazing? With all the pandering to weak snowflakes, utter hypocrisy of the law/police, and similar bullshit, i would beg to differ.

Come visit "Great" Britain:

If you want no freedom of speech. Where even Ricky Gervais is allowed to openly accuse Hollywood celebs, while thinly disguising his accusations as "jokes". Jeremy Clarkson was allowed to get away with certain comments, as was David Walliams who insulted people of Britain's Got Talent using foul language, those who hold a high status are allowed to get away with stuff common folk aren't.

if you want expensive apartments made with cheap crap that catch fire easily.

if you want to be arrested for offending somebody over petty shit online via the law called Malicious Communications. Yet people from other countries, via social media, games etc, are freely
allowed to verbally abuse you, say things back and you get treated like a criminal by the pathetic clown police.

If you are sexually assaulted by a female, the police will do nothing, just like what happened with the football stadium incident, a male would be jailed. More double standards like those sentenced for sharing photos of a murder scene, yet Britain had servers hosting disgusting content from Live Leak and Ogrish. Live Leak also had tons of comments of people making fun of those who committed suicide.
Brian: Wow, that's a lot of bullshit from one country. How can people really call it Great Britain?

Me: But there's much more! Don't visit "Great" Britain if..

if you want to see homeless actual British people starving on the streets with their pets, while illegal foreigners continue to pour in and are offered free homing, food and hotels.
People wonder why racism is on the rise, but don't forget, the law is sexist against men, and just like that white men have to suffer, other races can do no wrong. Just like Khan does nothing about knife fest London.

Don't visit "Great" Britain's news sites if you like to be cut off from commenting on certain articles in case your words hurt some sensitive person's feelings.

Don't teach your pet pug to do a Nazi salute on YouTube as a joke, or face arrest of the authoritarian kind.

Don't moon a speed camera or be arrested and wrestled to the floor by the big bad police for "indecent exposure" but you're allowed to see naked butts on even kids cartoons.
The police are heroes! They saved us from a drive by mooning maniac! Luckily, Banksy did a nice mural showing the true nature of the police in this instance, also featuring Bart Simpson.

A country of control, a country for cry babies.

Fix Backwards Britain!
Great Britain by Fight 4 Freedom January 10, 2023