fart attack

When you fart incontrolably while playing sports

"Damn dont pass to johnny when he gets the ball he has a fart attack"

by Jim00203 December 8, 2006

Attack Helicopter

An unfunny joke used mainly by transphobes and right wing losers

Conservative: I identify as an attack helicopter
Normal person: I identify as not funny

by I will destroy your fragility December 21, 2019

Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is a joke used to invalidate genderfluid, poly gender, and mainly non binary identities. Normally used by people who's brains are too small to understand the pretty simple terms use by genderfluid, poly gender, and non binary people to express their gender. This joke is looked down upon by most people who have enough brain cells to see how it affects people who are targeted by this joke, especially the LGBTQIA++ community. It is not anything besides a joke used by idiots to hide their lack of basic knowledge.

" I came out to Jeremy as agender yesterday, and he said he identified as an attack helicopter, obviously not understanding."

by manyheartsbroken October 17, 2020

turtle attack

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

by rag HD February 5, 2004

fuck attack

Heart attack that occurs during sexual intercourse that does not necessarily have to be lethal.

Imaginary comic newspaper headline: 'MUNCHO KILLYA GLUTTON REVOLUTIONARY DIES IN FUCK ATTACK'.

by jaiteg July 1, 2010

Mac Attack

Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.

Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'

by El Shrimpy January 29, 2009

Scrote-attack

When recieving head slap your partner in the eyes with your sac until the eyes become bruised.

Cindy had to go to the hospital after my scrote-attack.

by aaron April 26, 2004