apple computer

A piece of junk, often used as a doorstop or paper weight. Also see wordshit/word or wordcrap/word.

I'll trade you this paperclip for that apple computer.

by Wiseguy June 29, 2003

apple bottom

Apple Bottom jeans are an actual name brand of jeans. They were created by the rapper Nelly.
www.applebottoms.com.
Apple Bottoms is a clothing line that caters to trendsetting women of all shapes and sizes. Celebrating and liberating the natural curves of a woman's body is Apple Bottoms' supreme mission. This unique brand is the mastermind of multi-platinum superstar Nelly. He describes the intent behind the design by saying, "A woman should not try to fit the clothes; the clothes should fit the woman!" His creative team of designers crafted the perfect fit for different silhouettes that accentuate the curves of all women. Nelly is personally involved in the process to ensure that the designs enhance the beauty of the woman who wears them.

Those apple bottom jeans make your ass look fly.
skinny leg jean, apple pocket jean, skinny leg capri

by nysweeite May 14, 2008

Applejack

The unexpected taking of control of the Apple TV AirPlay stream.

I was streaming my favorite song from my iPhone to the Apple TV, when my son Applejacked the stream. Suddenly I was listening to his favorite song.

by mojo369 November 9, 2012

Carmel apple

A female's big booty shaped like a apple, known as a "applebottom", that is the shade of carmel. Mostly common with big bootied light-skinned black or latino girls

"Vida Guerra has a thick carmel apple mmmmmmm!"

by Antonio Daniels July 5, 2008

Musty Apple

After you finish eating out a girl you get a drink then offer someone else a drink from the same glass.

Brennan felt the effects of the first musty apple.

by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008

Scottish Apple Pie

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.

"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"

by Twosday April 29, 2010

apple computer

An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.

ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)

by Anonymous July 4, 2003