Cock Band-Aid

The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.

Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.

by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008

rasta kool-aid

Bong water. Also known as Jamaican kool-aid.

Shanaugh spilled rasta kool-aid all over Jarvis and now he smells really bad!

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

kool-aid hands

When your making some sweet kool-aid. Then you have the powder on your hands, then you get em wet. You have came down with a case of kool-aid hands.

"Steve" You want me to make some kool-aid.
"John" Sure, hey don't get kool-aid hands like last time.

by MCTallyWhacker November 17, 2005

Broken Hearing Aid

When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)

This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

first aid kit

Adult sex toy(s) usually kept in the stowaway compartment in the back of a 30-something soccer mom's station wagon or SUV.

She was looking a little indifferent until I went out to fetch her first aid kit.

by PayPhoneGuy October 22, 2006

Pennsylvanian Hearing Aid

When a chick turns her head right before a facial (usually to avoid getting cum on her face) and you blow a load in her ear.

Brian: Yo Bobby did you cum on her face?
Bobby: Nah, she turned and I gave her a Pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.

by BrianB March 6, 2012

second aid kit

Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.

Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.

by Malbec June 26, 2017