A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
Get the Mobile Statuemug. The point in a friendship when your perfectly happy and confident being completely naked around each other without fear of rejection. Let your hairy tacos out of their cages twats.
Gabby: um...why are you standing naked in the hallway.
Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.
Gabby: Sure, twatt.
Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.
Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.
Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status
Gabby: what's Nakatory status?
Raeya: Look it up twat.
Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.
Gabby: Sure, twatt.
Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.
Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.
Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status
Gabby: what's Nakatory status?
Raeya: Look it up twat.
by Kissthegirl May 29, 2013
Get the Nakatory statusmug. by Rob1nn_W May 22, 2024
Get the Unc Statusmug. A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
Get the Status Stalkermug. Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
by Wheaters702 October 26, 2022
Get the n/c statusmug. by Realrkiller June 17, 2022
Get the big hoe statusmug. by YouBeLion October 9, 2020
Get the statumug.