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Noah schnapps wife

You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!
Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx
by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022
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wife brag

A public or semi-public expression of pride or admiration by a (typically submissive or deferential) husband about his wife’s accomplishments, intelligence, or status — often highlighting her success in a way that reflects both genuine admiration and his own contentment or identity in her shadow.
“He couldn’t stop with the wife brag after her keynote at the conference — and honestly, it was kind of sweet.”
by anonymous August 1, 2025
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hajime isayama's wife

person 1: "who's hajime isayama's wife?"
person 2: "https.bunnyarmin, duh."
by user9283 July 31, 2021
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haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!
person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.
by sxravhi June 12, 2022
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wifed fn

Girlfriend- “can I come with you on your Facebook marketplace road trip?”

Boyfriend- “wifed fn”
by Ballsrus69 April 19, 2024
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soggy wife

Soggy Wife

A term described to a wife/partner who is submissive and never makes a decision for themselves without prompting.
Can't believe how quiet and shy Michelle was last night, she's a right Soggy Wife.
by Little Sausage January 5, 2017
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Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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