paint splatter

when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas

i just paint splattered amy last night

by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 03, 2022

Paint Sniffers

Similar to "desk jockey", a paint sniffer would be an individual that works inside a call center/cubicle type atmosphere.

The call center was filled with paint sniffers and pencil pushers.

by brainstorm85 July 01, 2011

paint pals

Anyone that paints whenever they get the chance.
Paint becomes the common stain on all that you own.
Paint pals represent

I used to be a pipe pal. Now I am the president of the paint pals.

Paint pals represent

by TalleshLareeBruzz March 30, 2018

opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.

I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.

by Snowchick December 13, 2017

paint hackers

southern slang for paint huffers

them damn paint hackers livin up there aint even got power

by wilyy wonkers July 02, 2011

Puffy paint

Look man I don’t actually know what puffy paint is but it is a sort of liquid that feels like glue, and whenever you put it on something it hardens up into a rubber material

Wat??? Idk how to use puffy paint in a sentence

Nah jk I normally say it like this

Yo bro

Yea?!

Imma puffy paint

by -somebodyoncetoldme April 25, 2022