There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?

Angry Sherlock phrase, from the BBC's show 'Sherlock' aired from 2010-2017, being the way to tell people there's nothing wrong with you via humour, showing others you're intellectual and know what to watch.

1: Bro, you've got issues. I think there's something wrong with you.
2: (Sherlock voice) There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?
1: Never mind. There isn't. I will worship you from now on.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

me

not me, but you, but me you!

wanna go to the movies wi--forget this, you should know what this means.

by Zombiesmitters May 6, 2015

Makes me uncomfortable

The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.

A: *literally just exists*
B: He makes me uncomfortable
A: *banned forever*

by Someone32143214 February 19, 2025

Pick me

persona que quiere llamar la atencion del genero opuesto... Es un adjetivo que se puede emplear tanto en masculino como en femenino.

EVA: Mira a lucia sentandose al lado de ese niño riendose como una payasa
MARTA: yaaa, es que solo quiere llamar la atencion
EVA: Uffff, q pick me q ees
MARTA:yaaaaa q ascoo

by anonymous December 24, 2024

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

On Me

Military term often associated with a tap on the top of the head means "come here".

Sgt: Private (insert name), on me! *taps head*

by ethan.the.ehviator March 12, 2021