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Yesn't Me

The art of countering someone's roast.
Carl: Your mom gay!
John: No u!
Carl: Yesn't me!

John dies.
by a ded potato January 10, 2019
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Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.
*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"
by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022
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HELP, HELP ME!

Whoever is yelling this is completely fine and needs no assistance
Gio: HELP, HELP ME!\
Drew:Nah G you chillin
by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 24, 2024
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Stand By Me

1. Stand by Me is a book written by Stephen King which then got remade into a movie in 1986. The plot consists of 4 boys called Vern Tessio, Gordie Lachance, Chris Chambers and Teddy Duchamp went on an adventure to find a local teenager's dead body of Ray Brower who got hit by a train while berry picking. The movie consists of perilous scenes such as having to run away from an incoming train as they went through the train track to go to the woods, they fell into a river which had leeches and got leeches all over their bodies which cause Gordie Lachance to faint, then once they found the dead body, Ace Merril and his cronies encountered the 4 boys, almost stabbed Chris Chambers, but didn't stab him due to the fright the gunshot made when Gordie Lachance pulled the trigger. His intention wasn't to aim for anyone, but to stand up for himself in front of Ace and his gang without taking malicious or barbarous action such as shooting or stabbing them.

2. An amazing song composed by Ben E King which was released in 1961 and was played during the credits of the Stand By Me movie.
1. Person 1: Do you want to watch a movie?
Person 2: What movie?
Person 1:Stand By me
Person 2: Hell yes, my other mate told me it is the best damn movie he has ever watched
Person 1: Oh you'll love it, trust me.

2. Stand by me lyrics:

Verse 1

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Chorus

So darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand
Stand by me, stand by me

Verse 2

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Chorus

And darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me
Instrumental

Chorus

Darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me

Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, just stand now
Oh, stand, stand by me
by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021
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pick me

another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you

they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?

person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!

another version:

person: why did you slap someone?

pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(

person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!

pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
by 564nuggets December 11, 2021
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Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe

Lex's boyfriend who is super hot and sexy
Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe is a good word to use
by Alexus_thefurry July 29, 2024
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looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
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