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Bitch Ass Lil Man

A Warlock that cant make anyone mad when it goes reverse
by Cee Cee Da ville March 30, 2022
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Man who eat orange

Referred to the men who pleasure women by giving them oral sex.
Jane: I like real men
Lize: Real men???
Jane: Man who eat orange. It's easy to pleasure a man but only real men are able to satisfy women, that's why Boys who always think about only their own pleasure are not men enough & Girls also feel superior by giving bj are not women enough. Men can hump a pole.
Lize: damn... Now I need a real man. I tired of losers.
by Keshali November 23, 2020
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Dog Man: Mothering Heights

Okay just admit that you read dog man -_-
by WEAR MASKS!! December 17, 2020
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National G-Man Day

National G-Man Day on the 12th of June is a day to celebrate the character from the Half-Life series, G-Man.
Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"
Man, i cant wait for National G-Man Day!
by upsidefrown April 17, 2021
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One Man Bukkake Show

(n.) won•mæn•boo•kock•key•sh•oh | One Man Bukkake Show: almost like a type of reverse gangbang where as instead of several people bending over one person, it’s one person bending over several people.

—— *can be used as a metaphor

(n.) a victory against great odds
“Damn, he rolled up on all y’all & just went full one One Man Bukkake Show & shut all y’all down by himself”

“Damn, he rolled up on y’all & just came so much on all y’all’s faces it was the amount of like 10 men! He’s a One Man Bukkake Show!”
by amicusknox August 26, 2023
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Florida Man Tongue Tickler

This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.
The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”
by lairec ocx July 16, 2022
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the man who fucked the monkey

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
by DocFlox March 22, 2010
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