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I am Iron Man

Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.
"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.
by Someone you probably dont know October 13, 2019
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Florida Man Tongue Tickler

This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.
The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”
by lairec ocx July 16, 2022
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handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .
That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .
by handle me like a man March 30, 2017
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National G-Man Day

National G-Man Day on the 12th of June is a day to celebrate the character from the Half-Life series, G-Man.
Left, the next king of the United Kingdom said his birthday(?) will become National G-Man Day because "it's funny"
Man, i cant wait for National G-Man Day!
by upsidefrown April 17, 2021
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Making bread for my man

Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good
“I’m making bread for my man tonight
by Making bread for my man December 16, 2017
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Old Man Vic Jr.

Spirit airlines lead technician that always falls asleep.
Old man Vic Jr. fell asleep when he was doing the turnover last night,
by Big bicho April 20, 2023
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The MOST handsomest man in the world

JACE!!!!!
person: “do yk who the most HANDSOMEST man in the world is?”
Me:”YES , JACE IS!!!!”
by Jace’s mommy March 21, 2022
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