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post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.
Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.
by Starlicker October 31, 2014
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old man nut shuffle

The method used by old (and sometimes young) men when preparing to eat a handful of nuts. First fill the palm of the hand with nuts, lightly close the hand, and shuffle back and forth before bringing the hand up to drop a few perfectly positioned nuts in the mouth. Technique can be applied to any small loose snack or candy. The shuffle motion is comparable to that used when shaking dice for gaming.
Can you believe Uncle Frank ate a whole 1 pound bag of trail mix??!! His wrist must’ve been sore from all of the old man nut shuffle action.
by ##thatswhatmomsaid April 9, 2023
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Poor Man's caller tune

When someone doesn't have a caller tune that they bought, but rather record a song off the radio, and make that their callertune.
When Vernon called Shaniqua, he heard a poor recording of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" on a car radio. He also heard gum smacking, traffic, a turn signal, and farting. That's what I call a Poor man's caller tune.
by po man October 18, 2011
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Dog Man: Mothering Heights

Okay just admit that you read dog man -_-
by WEAR MASKS!! December 17, 2020
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Kick man's balls October

When someone tells you "It's kick man's balls october" it defines as that you have been disrespectful to a woman.
It's kick man's balls october,and you just slapped her ass,sooo be ready to be spanked!
by Nomoredisrespect September 28, 2020
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handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .
That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .
by handle me like a man March 30, 2017
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Milk man's day dream

When you insert the utter of a cow into your rectum and squeeze the utter to fill your anal cavity with milk.
Dude, I stole Debra's cow and I pulled a Milk man's day dream on it.
by Ginger Cat Attack December 26, 2019
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