get me a jersey

Get me a Badd bitch

I might just go ahead and get me a Jersey real quick.

by Summeri October 19, 2023

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents

Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

Me

A type of saying in which you are referring to yourself.
First part of Meme IDK dude

Guy 1: I like me!
Guy 2: HAHA, Narcissism!

by XeXenon54 July 28, 2023

Me

The best motherfucker there is.

Not you.

Me. I am better than all of you.

by Stupid Af June 27, 2021

let me dress

sex

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying

by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016

Toby got me

When you or anyone else falls, trips, or messes up on something, Toby (a ghost in paranormal activity) has “possessed” you and thats why you did what happened.

I tripped going up the stairs earlier I think Toby got me.

by quint897 September 9, 2025

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013