post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.

Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.

by Starlicker October 31, 2014

old man nut shuffle

The method used by old (and sometimes young) men when preparing to eat a handful of nuts. First fill the palm of the hand with nuts, lightly close the hand, and shuffle back and forth before bringing the hand up to drop a few perfectly positioned nuts in the mouth. Technique can be applied to any small loose snack or candy. The shuffle motion is comparable to that used when shaking dice for gaming.

Can you believe Uncle Frank ate a whole 1 pound bag of trail mix??!! His wrist must’ve been sore from all of the old man nut shuffle action.

by ##thatswhatmomsaid April 9, 2023

#16 The Chicago Running Man

The Chicago Running Man tore apart my marriage. He fed lies to my wife, Margaret, and she eventually mistrusted me to the point of looking in my phone and finding my texts with another woman I was sleeping with platonically. Margaret, if you are reading this, please don't believe The Chicago Running Man, don't leave me please

Be careful with #16 The Chicago Running Man, I heard he is a homewrecker

by Margaret, pls August 9, 2022

MNA (Man needs ass)

For parents can refer to getting an ass whooping
For a hookup, it means you or someone else needs/wants to have sex

Parents: i failed my apes text, once i get home to my parents, that MNA (man needs ass)
Hookup: He’s so cute, man that MNA (man needs ass)

by Simp_with_a_pimp_mentality October 11, 2020

Bitch Ass Lil Man

A Warlock that cant make anyone mad when it goes reverse

Bitch Ass Lil Man Fucked up agian

by Cee Cee Da ville March 30, 2022

BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN

It's spider man but with a big nose! how humorous!

do you love BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN?
YES! BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN IS SO FUNNY!

by NotXcmshow May 31, 2022

Florida Man Tongue Tickler

This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.

“The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”

by lairec ocx July 16, 2022