I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

by Spatro August 15, 2021

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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc now you can sing with me

The best song in the world

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc now you can sing with me is good

by Fjshdhsj September 9, 2020

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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

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I CANT 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

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HAKSHAHSHAJSVAHAH I CANT 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

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im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

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