Wife cleaner.

A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.
"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"

"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."
by Bens Da da March 14, 2020
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fasc-wife

A fasc-wife is a combination of the words 'fascist' and 'wife' and quite literally means a fascist wife. It is most often used by male fascists to describe female fascist love interests.
Person 1: I want a fasc-wife.
Person 2: You'll find a good fascist girl eventually.
by advancedlove March 28, 2024
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hajime isayama's wife

person 1: "who's hajime isayama's wife?"
person 2: "https.bunnyarmin, duh."
by user9283 August 01, 2021
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Ex-Wife-In-Law

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.
by thmill December 02, 2024
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wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her
wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy
by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021
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astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20
by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 05, 2017
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Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.
When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.
by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021
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