Wet kai

To piss on a dog

Oh I'm going to wet kai your dog

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

Wet Cobain

A form of self-pleasure that invloves putting your own dick in your mouth and sucking yourself off as if simulating the tragic suicide of Kurt Cobain, where your penis is the shotgun, and you intend to "blow your brains out" with the barrel in your mouth.

I gave myself a Wet Cobain the other day and i feel enlightened.

by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018

wet chode

The accumulation of taint and ball sweat that transfers onto the tip of a phat wet chode.

Derek look at that Roberts wet chode! You can see the sweat through his pants, thats how you know he has a jumbo bulge.

by Md322nd May 8, 2017

Wet Williams

To surprise suck your finger and shove it in someone's ass chimney

My girl got me drunk and gave me a wet Williams

by Seymour ass captain June 19, 2017

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016

wet peppermint

Performing oral sex on someone with a peppermint in your mouth to achieve maximum freshness

Hey what did you and Sarah do last night?

We just gave each other wet peppermints all night

Niceeeeeeeee

by ArcaneZorro September 19, 2016