tweetarrhea

Posting many "tweets" on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.

JoeBloggs: I just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: That was damn good cake (7 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Damn, now I'm thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Mmm, pepsi. Goes down good (just now)

That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea

by madmikeone October 21, 2009

Tweetersation

A long and drawn-out conversation taking place on twitter.

Sample tweetersation:

theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?

xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/

theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!

xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!

a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!

by Psib93 November 3, 2009

Tweetissimo

The best Twitter application for BlackBerry and the web! It was the first ever application to give you push mentions and dms- even when the application isn't open. Currently Tweetissimo is an exclusive to The BlackBerry Zone VIPs but will hit all TBZ users once the alpha period is over.

Bro 1- Hey dude, nice twitter app
Bro 2- Yeah, its Tweetissimo, bet your iPhone doesn't have it

by rushringleader March 22, 2010

Tweet slut

A person who tweets so much about so trivial matters that you are forced to unfollow them because they occupy your entire screen, also see Tweet whore.

Today I unfollowed Jenny, that tweet slut can't spend an entire minute without telling the world she queefed.

by Leshrac, Walker of Night June 23, 2010

Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

by Heliolater July 6, 2010

Tweekbooking

Using Facebook, or other social networking sites under the influence of uppers. Leaving unnecessary posts and comments that seem like a great idea at the time, but after you come down, you wonder what on earth you were thinking...

OMG Jane stop tweekbooking! You just told me your life story on a picture of what I ate for dinner you crackhead!

by tweekbooker May 22, 2010

tweet gnome

Someone who accompanies a celebrity or VIP and maintains a twitter account on their behalf.

A political canditate has a tweet gnome in their entourage while on an election campaign. "I was David Cameron's tweet gnome during the election race.

by eddietheill July 26, 2010