elephant in a wind tunnel

ejaculating into a woman's anus while she farts

I asked my girlfriend if she was in the mood to have an elephant in a wind tunnel

by codiggity January 28, 2011

tuna melt

when a male has sex with a girl and pulls out then blows his load over her vagina.

When I was about to cum, i gave her my patented tuna melt finsher.

by Big Daddy D March 2, 2004

tuna sandwich

eating out a woman on her period

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Tuna purse

Another name for a vagina. Could be used for people with a dislike of seafood.

Get your tuna purse out love!

by lookluv November 1, 2013

Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome

Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.

Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!

by JSJoyce July 28, 2009

Tossing a tuna salad

Eating out a girl's asshole and pussy at the same time.

Step by step instructions to tossing a tuna salad: First you get your girl in position like you normally would to eat out her asshole, with her on her hands and knees with her head down, back arched and her butt in the air. But instead of sticking your tongue directly into her asshole, you stick your tongue in her pussy and lick up her clit, up her choda and then into her butthole. Go back down and repeat (many, many, MANY, times.) Then try reverse, this time with your tongue wiggling all the way down. Then go free-style wildly licking, sucking and kissing crazy all over the place, ensuring her tuna salad is utterly and thoroughly tossed!

by Mmm Mmm Ass July 13, 2010

Dead tuna

After not washing your "kitty" for a couple weeks/months.

Man! Have you smells Jennifer's kitty lately? Man, she's got one nasty dead tuna up in hurr.

by Kristaa November 17, 2004