Thumb

Usually refers to a bigoted rude guy, who’s neck and head are the same width. Usually named Adam with the last name beggining in F. He is nice when he loves you but if not he is utterly rude and ignorant. Despite his meanness he is talented and deeply caring, loves his friends and family.
Ryan: I love being friends with you Adam. F, even though you are such a thumb.
by NAFTA December 19, 2017
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Umeshkumar Soni
Me: Hey what does a thumb look like?
You: Umeshkumar Soni
by Ellamy July 03, 2022
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Thumb

A useful appendage, like a tool, but whereas a tool can be used by anyone, a thumb is dedicated to the use of one person or group. Someone and something that is not only broken, but effectively dead without them. Examples: Op-ed columnists with careers so narrow they would be on food stamps without their special interest groups, third-tier politicians that have jumped off the deep-end with crazy but have been appointed to a position by one better at hiding it, nazis, tankies, actual thumbs.
"Shut the fuck up, you thumb."
or
Self, to own thumb: "You're a thumb, but at least you're useful."
by qutoh July 26, 2019
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did you know your thumb is not a finger?????
by susguyhwopokemon October 28, 2022
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Thumb

A relatively fat person who has a gut and arches their back when they walk.
"Look at that guy! He looks like a god damn hitch hiker's thumb!"
by fxper March 19, 2021
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thumb kissing

when two wives grab pinky with other pinky and finish at the thumb while making a kissy noise
“Did you just see alysia and tori!!?”
Man, I know I couldn’t believe it ..
“Ya they were doing some dirty thumb kissing ..”
by yourfaceisexy December 16, 2017
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New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 09, 2019
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