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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.
Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!
by littlestblue September 21, 2016
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invalid country

A country where many people say exists but it actually doesn't
by Somedudes November 4, 2023
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North Country Junior High

A school in the middle of fuckin nowhere. Nothing good has come from this school. It's mostly just comprised of racist, homophobic, and transphobic dickholes, who can't comprehend the fact that there are more than just White people in the world.

Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.

More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
"I attended North Country Junior High School when I was 12 to 14!"

The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.
by Th3Sk1ttleGroup2000 November 3, 2023
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Good Country Index

A index that ranks countries after how much they contribute to climate, world peace , science and various other stuff.

Sweden leads the index.
Person 1: Have you heard about The Good Country Index?
Loser: No
by I am much better than you November 16, 2016
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Country Music

Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.

There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
Human: I don't like country music.

Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*
by Piss Machine September 28, 2024
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Sandwich Country

A Sandwich Country is a country that is sorrounded by one or 2 countries giving the name Sandwich Country.
Mongolia is a Sandwich Country in Asia, Surrounded by China and Russia.
by Mystical Man891 July 22, 2022
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Country music

Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!

Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.
by AStupidDeer August 1, 2022
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