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Southwest Syndrome

When an individual from UMass-Amherst male/female is only attracted to Southwest dudes and bettys.
John:I use to live in Lewis in Northeast, but now I live in Patterson in Southwest and have been diagnosed with this syndrome.

Jake: What syndrome?

John: SOUTHWEST SYNDROME
by Fabio Rodriguez March 8, 2009
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Friends Syndrome

When you constantly clap the Friends clapping bit whenever someone says friends
John: Why does he keep clapping when i say friends
Steve: *clap clap clap clap*
Wick: I think he has Friends Syndrome
by TheRokt June 2, 2017
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Sodom's Syndrome

Someone who refuse to, or can not identify what social program should be affected by tax cuts.

The expression comes from the ancient rabbinical tradition around what the actual sin of Sodom was (a failure to be hospitable, treating others as objects).
-Hey, you heard about the about the tax cuts?

-Yes I did! Sodom's Syndrome. Not once did he/she mention what social program should be cut.
by EErck December 9, 2012
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IKEA SYNDROME

When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...
Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.

Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?

Guy:Argghhh
by iamcorey May 20, 2010
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Samarth syndrome

Samarth syndrome: May also refer to Type V Glycogen Disorder where there is prominent exercise intolerance. Strong association with delusions about Lebron James.
Hey you wanna go to the gym with me today? Sorry I have Samarth Syndrome and can't workout I am just going to watch highlights of the King.
by Iamyourhandler February 20, 2018
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DMC Syndrome

DMC (Distant Monitor Cringe) Syndrome is a state of mind in which viewing your monitor (or TV) plays tricks on your mind, in a way that everything you look at seems to be very far away, but also very close at the same time, and your brain gets all frustrated with trying to focus.

DMC Syndrome commonly occurs when one becomes very tired and/or sleepy, and also having no light in the room is a big factor.
Whoa, I should get some sleep. I've got too much DMC and my head hurts.

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DMC Syndrome was the leading cause of the global brain tumour epidemic back in 1957.
by Firesuite July 10, 2006
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asspurgers syndrome

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.
Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.
by banoslibre September 7, 2014
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