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fruit aisle at walmart

jay is the entire fruit aisle at walmart. it is also a huge piss baby that enjoys pulling peoples hair and constantly screaming the word “muffin”. jay must be put down immediately considering the fact that it has caused multiple world ending events.
person 1: wait, why is the entire fruit aisle at walmart (jay) playing twister with the homeless man over there?

person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!
by fhaiwjdijd July 13, 2021
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Succulent Fruit of the Hood

Citrullus lanatus AKA Watermelon. Term used in identifying the consuming of a watermelon, usually in a heavily populated African American community.
We have fried chicken, Kool-Aid, and the succulent fruit of the hood here!
by fardchannel August 17, 2021
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Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy
Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad
by Fetishguru January 18, 2017
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Juicing Her Fruits

Feeling a girl's breats, like a ripe pair of watermelon as if you were trying to extract juice
Steve - 'How far did ya get??'
Dave - 'I was Juicing Her Fruits on the dancefloor, she was loving it'
by D4zz1e November 9, 2013
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Blox Fruits Player

Someone who goes full-on out against you after you hit them once as a joke or by accident.

These people don't necessarily have to be actual Blox Fruits Players. Instead, they are given this name because everyone in Blox Fruits gets angry after a single hit.

They also have no life and need to touch grass.
"I just hit you ONCE and you have been killing me for the past 10 minutes"
"You're a Blox Fruits player"

"I'M NOT"

Goes on to kill you for another 10 minutes
by pvc1983 May 16, 2023
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Angry Fruit Salad

This term was coined when color terminals/monitors (especially on PCs running MS-DOS) were becoming more pervasive. Common systems allowed for a fixed palette of 16 colors with a very high saturation. When software started to use the colors (and ANSI.SYS became a thing) the common focus was to give all different elements a different color. (This notion is maintaned today by Emacs' font-lock-mode and other syntax highlighting variants.) The result was a wild mix of red, green yellow, white, black and blue - almost like in a fruit salad - that might easily hurt your eyes .

While the very first versions of Windows sufferd the same issues with the palette , GUIs in general don't expose the same problem and don't put too many high-contrast-colors all over the screen.
"Wow! This Midnight Commander theme is some piece of angry fruit salad."

"Let's avoid angry-fruit-salad-syndrome and use the solarized syntax highlighting theme."
by Bitnacht February 6, 2020
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Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself and ejaculates into a fresh fruit and then slices it and serves it to a woman and watches her eat it.
John told me he has a Fresno Fruit Fetish and to pick up some fresh strawberries
by Hero_ofthenight March 8, 2018
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