crack maggot

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.

It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.

by AnarchyLED August 21, 2016

crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck

I'm gonna crack the bat on your face all night long

by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020

Crack Lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand. It has the most god awful smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.

Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?

by ThatCuntHole January 3, 2016

mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain

Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.

by your truely molly February 4, 2022

Crack Poverty

Always broke because all money is spent on crack

He in crack poverty because all his money went on crack

by Fact One January 17, 2019

crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

by laxqt24 January 14, 2010