alarm clock charger

a alarm clock that charges your phone.

I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.

by joyful coffee June 30, 2023

Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.

Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024

Clock

Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT

ITS TIME OR YOU TO WAKE UPREAD THE CLOCK YOU DROPOUT-mom

by Dabigpp March 1, 2023

cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

creep o' clock

Creep o' clock means that its that time of the day, could be any time, that single men on any beach, nude or dressed, are out on a stroll looking or staring at girls or couples. This definition comes from the beach context but could probably be applied on any situation any where.

Watch out! Creep o' clock!

by Wanna be dolphin man November 12, 2023

bop on the clock

suck dick for a living. 'bop' like the head motion of sucking dick, "on the clock" referring to working and getting paid for it.

Chick #1: "Lissa hooks up with everyone. All she freaking does is blow guys all day"
Chick #2: "Hell yea! She bop on the clock, ya feel me?"

by Harijuku Barbie December 30, 2013

Adam clocking

The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.

My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.

He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019