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canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged
by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014
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The meaning of the phrase 'Christmas came early' is rather straight forward — that is to depict when something good happens to you unexpectedly, and it feels like Santa brought you an early present.
- she found her cat! Christmas is early this year!
by AnitaRadcliffe April 6, 2023
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Christmas Eve Night

The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.

This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
Mom: "Jackie, remember not to stay up on Christmas Eve Night!"
Jackie: "ok"
by Sippy December 23, 2019
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Italian christmas donkey

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas
Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey
by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018
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Christmas party takedown

A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party
Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
by phon3guy November 12, 2015
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sev and their gf on christmas

they had sex on christmas
you’re gonna be like sev and their gf on christmas
by cxmdyn March 15, 2022
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An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.
"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"
by sjd76 December 25, 2013
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