A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the Holy Paint Chip Eatermug. Going 'hard in the paint' or 'painting': The act of interacting with/talking to a person with sexual intent or intent to start a relationship, attempting to 'woo' someone.
"I think John is painting for Jeanne." - Guy 1
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*
by Jakob7 September 28, 2022
Get the Hard in the paintmug. The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)
by GBTG794 September 1, 2023
Get the MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionismmug. Celebrity who thinks they are heroic because of the characters they play;
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters
by MadSlasher October 16, 2020
Get the painted heromug. A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.
by MrRusso March 7, 2022
Get the Paint Jobmug. by Keandog6699 October 29, 2020
Get the spray paint babymug. When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull it out to fuck her tits, thus rubbing streaks of poo across her chest.
Finger painting
Finger painting
by NeccrotticPoo May 28, 2019
Get the Finger paintingmug.