Old people

Similar to a boomer, an old person is an ancient creature from before Christ was born, which explains their evil actions. They usually don't have teeth due to them falling out due to all the cocaine and heroine they did as teenagers. They also probably have brain damage.

Me: omg is tjat an old people!?!?
friend: we should leave

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Old goosebump arm

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Woosh! Such an old goosebump arm she is

by LittleAlexHorne November 18, 2021

Ye Olde

pronounced: "yee old" or alternatively "y'old"

Definition:
A phrase of ebonic origin to be used before an insult.

Silas: Get Him!
Jamal: Ye olde Jiminy Cricket looking ass
Silas: Get Him!
Jamal: Ye old Tony Danza shoe-wearing ass

etc etc

by E = emceesquared January 15, 2011

Old Man Jeremy

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.

Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!

by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021

Good old days

When you're laying in bed, and a memory hits you. You go back thinking of the good old days with friends you lost contact with. Wishing you could go back and relive moments of your life that you took for granted. But then you wake up from your day dream remembering you can't have those memories back...

Inside person's head: I remember staying up late and hanging out with my friend Matthew . Wherever did the time go, wish I could have the good old days back.

by datblankskid July 14, 2017

old~fashioned phone

Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.

When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

old people moment

A moment in which old people complain, freak out, and create problems for anyone around them.

Awww snap those old people are having a old people moment cuz the old lady lost her checkbook.

by user000001 May 9, 2009