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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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making the news

Something worthy (or not worthy) to be talked about and/or repeated.
My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.

I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.
by cfuptown August 8, 2005
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News echo

A person who feels the need to share breaking news on social media, oblivious to the fact that we’re already on social media and have our own news feeds.
Marcia is a consistent news echo, she must not have worked out that we already know about her posts of redundancy.
by Useyournoggin November 3, 2019
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news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013
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New Zealand

While standing behind a waterfall, positioning one's erect phallus to where it is visible on the other side of a waterfall.
"Have you ever stood behind a waterfall and stuck your dick through it?" ... "It's a little thing I like to call New Zealand" (Avidan, Leigh Daniel, "Sonic Adventure DX: Monkey Business - PART 4 - Game Grumps." YouTube, co-host Arin Hanson, Jul 22, 2015)
by Jabborwak September 28, 2017
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news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.
I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.
by sbuser9 January 21, 2010
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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