Dirt Box Cowboy

A gentleman who is a bit light in the Loafers, who is also an avid member of the Cheesy Wheelbarrow Pushers Club.

While playing cricket over the weekend I was asked if I'd bat for the other team. "no way!" I replied. "I ain't no Dirt Box Cowboy".

by Adlof Hilter February 28, 2023

Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.

Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.

by Michigan Man Handler March 26, 2022

cowboy parked

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.

He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.

by big bear941 April 12, 2014

Nautical cowboy

Sex on a jet ski in cowgirl position while on the ocean

After I rolled her from her starboard side, she rode me in the nautical cowboy till the seals came home

by Nickrad158 July 27, 2018

Inverse cowboy

When the guy sits reverse cowgirl on top , sticks it i her and shits on her belly

Bro I worked the inverse cowboy on that cowgirl and she loved it

by Ndizzle78 December 28, 2022

Cowboyed

1. To have been but raped by a peer of higher intelect. Brokeback Mountain Style.

2. Shot down so bad in an argument that you might as well grab your ankles.

1. Mike argued that no Dallas Cowboy had ever been convicted of a major crime but was soon COWBOYED by Dan in front of all his friends.

by cdickgo March 11, 2015

Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position

You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!

by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023