by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022
Get the cucumber cowboymug. A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)
by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021
Get the Cowboy handshakemug. Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023
Get the Blowfish Cowboymug. A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!
Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.
by Mathleen February 7, 2018
Get the facebook cowboymug. by Kleptokleptic June 20, 2017
Get the cowboy reach aroundmug. Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.
The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.
by Solid Mantis December 22, 2019
Get the Cowboymug. by nastynikk September 21, 2020
Get the creampie cowboymug.